The World Has Lost Its Mind!
5 proofs we are living in a VAST OUTDOOR ASYLUM.
If you haven’t yet bought your 2023 autumn straight jacket, I’ve found (what looks like) a reputable online supplier:
But before you buy one, and—tuck yourself in?...
…Don’t.
Call me crazy, but at least have the decency to give me a chance to make a fool of myself first!: Why TikTok videos on the Israel-Hamas war have drawn billions of views - The Washington Post. There, I said it!
So go ahead, Tweetstorm that I’m deranged, that I’m some blank-faced, unfeeling psychopath who needs to be canceled!! Unfortunately for you, I am virtually unknown and, therefore, will in no way boost your numbers. But here’s a link:
Organizing a Tweetstorm to Respond to Breaking News […a great way to use social pressure to achieve a policy win]
The world has lost its mind.
And I am NOT talking about the situation in Palestine (or “Greater Israel,” if that’s your POV). And if you think I think war is funny?—think again.
But here’s the thing:
We are living in the LARGEST OUTDOOR ASYLUM the world has ever built.
If you believe I’ve crossed my timelines and that a larger asylum existed pre-last reset—you’re probably right; you always are: [Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD); Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition, Text Revision (DMS-5-TR).]
Nevertheless, the stats are in:
5 Proofs we are living in a VAST OUTDOOR ASYLUM:
(aka Why you don’t need Paxil)
1. Masks are now a permanent fixture.
If you haven’t noticed, COVID masks are here to stay. Whether it’s a checkout girl at Mcdonald’s, a stock boy at Walmart, a 64-year-old grandma-manager at Dollorama, or one out of five students waiting for a bus—the pretend, surgical-looking masks are now a permanent fixture of modern living.
Whether these bozos (virtuosos) are afraid of getting sick or just valiantly oozing virtue until eternity—masks are stupid. They are stupid, and they don’t do anything except restrict breathing. Mask psychosis.
2. Everyone’s got a cell phone (attached to his hand).
This one’s obvious, yet...
Attempt to pry that black-mirror rectangle from the hand of your best friend, your wife, your son, your co-worker, your grandmother—and watch them go berserk. Watch them try to prove that they don’t need it… then ask to borrow it back for just a sec… then start sweating… then start smashing things.
Have you ever had a vertical painting on your wall?—and stared at it? And seen a world inside its frame—perhaps a green pasture or beautifully oil-painted rolling mountains?
Good, now imagine that painting coming to life: with videos, pictures, jokes and sitcom GIFs, laughter, hearts, thumbs, breaking news, and a day’s worth of back-and-forth-quarreling messages—and TikTok. Can you see it? Great. Now, imagine gluing this painting to your hand and walking around with it everywhere. And wanting to look at it—every ten minutes. Minimum.
Excellent.
Take your noon meds.
3. PRESS “WAR”: watch their heads explode.
(aka Ukrainian flags are still everywhere.)
The prognosis is in:
The supposedly non-woke/Wide Awake crowd, particularly the freedom-fighting alternative media that despises Anthony Fauci, Klaus Schwab, and vaccine passports—wears only a thin veneer of sanity. Whenever you change the channel to WAR?… their faces peel off; they are raving lunatics.
I’ve written about the demoralizing moment when Canadians (the vast number) went from trashing the Ottawa truck protests to loving Zelensky—in under a minute. There are still Ukrainian flags in every city block and on cars.
Meanwhile, the Canadian® Ltd federal government has “donated” over 8 billion dollars (plus an additional 650 million, just pledged) to ANOTHER COUNTRY. (The United States Corporation has given Ukraine something like 75 billion dollars!)
Call me nuts, but Ukraine is a money laundering scheme used to finance current/future tyranny by the UN/WEF/WHO. This includes projects like the mass-surveillance battling of online misinformation & disinformation and the laying down of infrastructure to facilitate the CBDC/World Health Organization’s updated 2024 International Health Regulations.
Whichever war channel you are currently glued to and mentally giving energy to (Israel anyone?)—remember you are watching the television mounted on the wall of the commons room in the ward.
4. Reality TV should have died long ago.
While we’re on the topic of television “programming,” Keeping Up With the Kardashians ran for fourteen years and has (apparently) been replaced by the shorter-titled The Kardashians, currently in its fourth season. Ever since Survivor and American Idol lured society into a false reality WITHIN a false reality, Satan’s been the head psychiatrist.
5. Nobody knows we are under attack
Despite everything we’ve endured since 2020 (and beyond), most of society has literally NO IDEA that we are under attack.
A nebulous, ever-calculating puppet-master committee (or AI God? What do I know?) has been stealing our money (taxes), raising our cost of living (inflation), hooking us on credit (predatory lending), and orchestrating our maiming and mass murder (COVID-19).
If you look around you, wherever you are standing this very second—virtually everyone you see is either pretending to be a Stepford wife or privately playing with a doll (and hiding it from the nurses). There are a few other possibilities [such as Pollyanna-glasses personality disorder and non-player characters (NPCs)].
But the world HAS lost its mind.
And if you’ve been losing yours occasionally, I’m here to tell you—you are doing more than just fine!